Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Crunchtime, here goes....

The light went out at 11:53am! By that I dont mean a power cut. I mean that that was the last time the that a lump off ash fell off the end of the little white stick, as I took my last ever cigarette. I say that now, as easy as pie, as it is only day 1. (Hmmmm, "pie", ..........sounds nice. This giving up smoking business sure does make you hungry. I can see why you put on a few pounds).
I  made this decision last Thursday, during a very eventful day that involved a moped accident, a very nice RAC man, and thinking it was time to start driving lessons. The reasons that are normally given for giving up include health, or money, or both. Taking up driving, is slightly unorthodox to say the least. But hey, if it works for me.
I have investigated at lengths the currently available aids for giving up. I have researched these techniques extensively on the internet including patches, gum, inhalers, sniffers, hypnosis, reflexology, solitary confinement..... and have decided that my strategy is....
ALL OF THEM!
[joking, of course..............................................................hypnosis would never work]
So far, day 1 has involved the use of willpower, can of Budweiser, and locking the bedroom door from the outside. Lets hope day 2 is as successful.

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